MrSkin - 50 Shades Freed

The BDSM that I’ve seen on porn sites is just not for me. It’s cool if it’s for you. However, the stuff that was done for the 50 Shades films is pretty smokin’ hot. And classy. The problem is that I can’t say that I liked the films themselves much and I tried to read book one and didn’t get very far. Just like how I would read the Cliff Note versions of some classics in high school English, I’m perfectly happy just watching the clips on Mr. Skin.

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Edit: So, yeah. The embedding pretty much didn’t work for anyone so I took it out. Just use this link or click on the image below.

Mmm...Classy Favorite: SexArt.com

If I had to pick one site that I’ve come across that is the epitome of the kinds of films that I would make if I had a bazillion dollars, it’s SexArt.com. I’ve been a member for quite some time now and the quality of the productions remains excellent. The actors, both men and women, are 10’s by most everyone’s criteria. While the couples are probably not really together, they certainly act as if they are.

Few of the films have dialogue, presumably so that they appeal to a worldwide audience, but they do tell stories visually. In fact, many of the scenarios seem to be pulled directly out of my fantasy bank.

You’ll likely be seeing multiple posts about different films from SexArt.com since they know that there are plenty of people like me who still prefer their porn to be classy.

I don’t think that I’m legally allowed to embed their trailers here, so click on the image below to view some trailers for their high-quality films.

Redtube - Classy Lesbians Outdoor

Most modern lesbian porn: bad acting, lots of rough object insertion, fake orgasms, name calling with faux anger towards all women. I don’t get it, but as always, to each their own.

This video on Redtube: beautiful performers, bright lighting, partly outdoors, artistic angles (shot of women walking up the stairs…yum), gentle and believable sex. Also, beautiful performers. Beautiful, beautiful performers.

Reddit - The Mystery of the GoneWild Appeal

Like the 1.4 million subscribers to Reddit’s GoneWild sub and the millions more that certainly view it regularly, I certainly love the Redditors on there. People who are proud of their bodies have the confidence to seek anonymous comments seemingly not for psychological need for approval, but because they seem to feel part of a community (maybe I’m reading too much into the comments).

So what is it about the headless strangers with stunning bodies taking photos of themselves in mostly tasteful ways? Why does this sub-Reddit have more subscribers than most of its hardcore counterparts? Is the possibility that the person could be a neighbor, a co-worker, or a friend?

Whatever it is, I will likely be a subscriber for life.

Here’s a peek under this nanny’s t-shirt (f) from r/gonewild

Pornhub - Alice in Wonderland

It was the Golden Age of Porn (according to Wikipedia). The film had costumes, a plot, locations, comedy, and music. Oh, and sex. Wikipedia, who I just learned has quite a bit of info on classic porn, says that it even received a favorable review from Roger Ebert. This, ladies and gentlemen, is 1976’s classic Alice in Wonderland.

So very classy.

Welcome to Mmm...Classy

Welcome! Welcome! As mentioned on the About Mmm…Classy Page, this blog will be a collection of items that are of interest to me. They can be from any era, but I will do my best to keep it classy.

Be sure to keep your suggestions for content coming my way. Instructions to contact me can be found on the Contact Mmm…Classy Page.

Lastly, this blog is a spin-off of my Mmm…Sweat Blog where I was having some difficulty finding modern porn that appealed to me. I look forward to years and years of “research” for this blog as well.