Mmm...Classy

A Call to Return Porn to Its Classy Roots

FantasyHD - The Ballerina Fantasy

The ballerina fantasy has to be a thing since there are numerous videos on the porn sites with them. I definitely get it. Watching ballet tends to be something for the rich and cultured so a ballerina is a representation of a life that many of us do not have.

Also, the woman is usually fit. And flexible. As someone who is rather flexible myself I can tell you that those positions in the videos are really just for the camera since it really doesn’t add anything to the experience.

This rather classy video from FantasyHD below exemplifies the fantasy.

FantasyHD - The Maid Fantasy

The plumber who helps a woman clear her “pipes,” the pizza delivery guy to whom a woman shows her “slice,” and of course, the maid who polishes the man’s door “knobs.” These are all common porn film themes and have become running gags over the years.

But why has the maid theme persisted long after the upstairs-downstairs culture has passed? I found some theories from a number of sites including this one from Female First that discuss how it has to do with power and control.

For me, it’s much more. The maid, who in my fantasy is cleaning homes to put herself through her PhD in Engineering program, arrives week after week and has likely built a profile about the homeowner based on little clues around the home. She knows that he has keepsakes from his childhood. She knows what books he keeps on his shelves (because in my fantasy, he reads books). She knows that he cleans his toilets before she arrives because he wouldn’t ask her to do it. She knows when his ex’s things disappear suddenly and yet, the picture that was on the nightstand is still in his top drawer because he treasures the memories they made together. She sees the thank you letter from Amnesty International acknowledging his donation.

Oh, shoot…I got myself all worked up.

Here is Dillion Harper as a maid in this short film from FantasyHD.