About Mmm...Classy

As some of you know, I recently started the Mmm…Sweat Blog when I had been having some difficulty in finding those things that titillate me. Specifically, I found that I love women who exercise or make love to the point that they almost pass out covered in sweat. Try typing in, “sweat fetish” into search engines and you inevitably come across site after site and video after video dedicated to armpit or foot sniffing which really isn’t my thing (no judgements, though).

I have always loved porn, but since starting the blog, I came to the realization that much of modern productions were almost shot-for-shot identical with features that just do not appeal to me (again, no judgements).

Not to be a stereotype, but as a woman, I do prefer storylines, couples who appear to actually know each other, gentle but passionate lovemaking, and women who at least seem to be enjoying the experience. To be clear, what I do not like is:

• Choking where the woman is clearly giving a what-the-fuck-are-you-doing look.
• Hard slapping where you can see that the woman is trying to push the man off.
• Degrading language without the woman specifically saying something like, “Call me your dirty little whore” first.
• Incest porn in most cases and, believe me, there is a lot of it these days. There are plenty of exceptions like the original Taboo film with Kay Parker.
• Those fake scenarios where the men convince a woman who is desperate for money to prostitute themselves.

Last, but certainly not least:

• Any video where the man forcibly shoves his penis into a woman’s mouth like he’s trying to plunge a sink or something. The woman may try to push him off, but he holds the back of her head to prevent her from moving away. Seriously, that gagging sound is a total trigger for me.

Obviously, a lot of people must like this stuff since there is so much of it available these days. You have a right to enjoy this stuff if these are your things (assuming that they are compliant with the laws regulating the industry). These things are just not for me and I’m guessing there are others like me out there somewhere. Anyone? Are you there?

So here is my collection of some things I’ve come across that do work for me. I’ll try to keep it classy. Enjoy.