YouPorn - Private Teacher

Sometimes A Little Private Instruction Is All You Need To Make The Grade

Yeah, that was the tagline from this classic porn film from 1983. Imagine that you are a shy teenager living with your aunt and you have all of these new feelings and tinglings that you don’t entirely understand. Your aunt hires you a tutor to try and help you to enter the adult world more confidently. That tutor, who happens to be played by the legendary Kay Parker, enlightens you to the wonders of physical passion.

H-h-h-hot. And Classy.

Pornhub - Alice in Wonderland

It was the Golden Age of Porn (according to Wikipedia). The film had costumes, a plot, locations, comedy, and music. Oh, and sex. Wikipedia, who I just learned has quite a bit of info on classic porn, says that it even received a favorable review from Roger Ebert. This, ladies and gentlemen, is 1976’s classic Alice in Wonderland.

So very classy.