SexArt - Letter

Of course, SexArt includes little dialogue so this is what I imagine the plot of this film to be. The young woman, played by the stunning Katrina Moreno, picks up a letter that the man had written to his late wife. Her heart breaks for him as she considers his loss, but senses the magnitude of the passion that lies within him through his tender words.

She has always been attracted to him, but she can’t stop herself this morning when she sees that he clearly knows the difference between “your” and “you’re.” He is a master of the correct uses of “its” and “it’s.” When she sees that he uses, “for all intents and purposes” rather than “for all intensive purposes,” she has to have him inside of her to satisfy her yearning.

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MetArt and the Death of the Gentleman's Magazine

I honestly can’t keep track of whether or not Playboy has nudes any more. I know that the experts were talking about how they couldn’t keep up with the content on the Internet which, pretty much everyone could have seen that coming.

Even back when we were all on dial-up, there really wasn’t any reason to go to a store and embarrass ourselves by buying those magazines in the black plastic. Also, why should I only have five or six photos of a beautiful woman before I flip the page and see an article detailing Nixon’s thought process when it came to China relations.

Websites started appearing that offered a far better bargain than the print or digital versions of these magazines. I suppose that they had to pay for the mansions and parties and Pulitzer-quality journalists. They failed to realize that there are beautiful women and talented photographers all around the world. A little bit of good lighting, stunning locations and, most importantly, a perfect 10 model, and you can become a competitor with the old timey print juggernauts.

My personal favorite site for classy nude photos is MetArt, which I’m sure that pretty much all of you have already seen.

Oh, the Faceless Nudes of Reddit

After writing the last post, it made me wonder what exactly is the appeal of the millions of videos and pictures of faceless people that you find on porn sites and whatever-it-is-that-you-call-sites-like-Reddit.

I can’t find any research on it, but there has always been a theme of the girl next door in porn. Since the advent of webcams and selfies, some people have figured out that they do not want their faces attached to the nudes they take just in case their accounts or phones get hacked. The Internet is forever, people, so take care of your nudes.

The faceless person can be anyone: your neighbor, your kid’s teacher, your cashier, your lawyer helping you to sue the big box chain for that spot of water that you slipped on (that you poured), your girlfriend, your other girlfriend.

Personally, I do like to see a beautiful face, but I get the appeal.

Wait for it…. from r/nsfw

Pornhub - Amateur Couple in a Treehouse

Thank goodness that there are some amateur porn stars who have taken up the mantle to bring porn back to its classy roots. Some of the stuff out there these days on the pro sites is just awful.

leolulu is a verified amateur couple on Pornhub that makes some truly beautiful stuff. Their locations are top-notch and they certainly stay in shape. Of course, I wish they would show their faces more, but it is a bit of a turn on to think that they may be anyone that we pass on the street.

Classy.

FantasyHD - The Ballerina Fantasy

The ballerina fantasy has to be a thing since there are numerous videos on the porn sites with them. I definitely get it. Watching ballet tends to be something for the rich and cultured so a ballerina is a representation of a life that many of us do not have.

Also, the woman is usually fit. And flexible. As someone who is rather flexible myself I can tell you that those positions in the videos are really just for the camera since it really doesn’t add anything to the experience.

This rather classy video from FantasyHD below exemplifies the fantasy.

Yes, Fishnets Are Classy

I was in a nice restaurant over the weekend when a couple walked in where the woman was wearing full-body fishnets covered by a tank top and short-shorts. A hush fell over the restaurant for a moment before everyone just got back to talking about those things people often discuss in restaurants (e.g. new discoveries in astrophysics, advances in pet acupuncture, etc.).

It was a hot day outside, so really, what’s wrong with the woman wearing what made her comfortable? I did some quick research and found that little is really known about the origins of fishnet stockings. According to this article on This Tailored Life, fishnets are apparently now just normalized as fashion (as in, those classy fashion designers regularly use them in their new ideas). Also, fishnets really hit it big with the rise of the flappers in the 1920’s which, as we all know, is when women really started showing their independence (i.e. they became more classy by my definition).

Image from BUSTY UK MILF on Flickr. Create Commons license. Made black and white and adjusted coloring.

FantasyHD - The Maid Fantasy

The plumber who helps a woman clear her “pipes,” the pizza delivery guy to whom a woman shows her “slice,” and of course, the maid who polishes the man’s door “knobs.” These are all common porn film themes and have become running gags over the years.

But why has the maid theme persisted long after the upstairs-downstairs culture has passed? I found some theories from a number of sites including this one from Female First that discuss how it has to do with power and control.

For me, it’s much more. The maid, who in my fantasy is cleaning homes to put herself through her PhD in Engineering program, arrives week after week and has likely built a profile about the homeowner based on little clues around the home. She knows that he has keepsakes from his childhood. She knows what books he keeps on his shelves (because in my fantasy, he reads books). She knows that he cleans his toilets before she arrives because he wouldn’t ask her to do it. She knows when his ex’s things disappear suddenly and yet, the picture that was on the nightstand is still in his top drawer because he treasures the memories they made together. She sees the thank you letter from Amnesty International acknowledging his donation.

Oh, shoot…I got myself all worked up.

Here is Dillion Harper as a maid in this short film from FantasyHD.