Mmm...Classy

A Call to Return Porn to Its Classy Roots

Chaturbate - A Good Night

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If you’re like me, you’ve noticed that chat sites have been getting more and more extreme as people are trying to stand out from the crowd. Seriously, some of the men and women looking to be having sex with something attached to those Terminators when they don’t have any skin. Those machines get rough! I know, I know. A friend told me that I shouldn’t knock it until I try it.

I was glad to see, however, that there was no shortage of classy solo women (what I’m in the mood for tonight). Here are just a few screenshots I took of a very good night.

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YouPorn - Classy Lesbian Action

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I’m back!! And I’m going to give you an example of my go-to if I’m home alone with hours free (like tonight).

There is nothing - and I mean NOTHING - that I like better than a gentle lesbian scene with good lighting, beautiful women, and without all the fake moaning. These women seem to be genuinely enjoying their time together. Even if I am totally wrong and they actually pee on each other’s toothbrushes or tell the crew that the other person can’t hold in their gas during filming, I’m grateful to them for their realistic performance.

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Passion-HD - Ace in the Hole

Yes, the lighting in this scene is beautiful. Yes, the location is classy. Yes, the actors are hot. However, what really does it for me is the lingerie that the woman is wearing. I can’t say what it is exactly. The black set just goes so well with the bright lighting and Nancy Ace’s pale complexion.

Ms. Ace finds a spot on the stairs to bring out her magic wand a.k.a. personal massager a.k.a. greatest invention ever. Nothing says comfort like a staircase without carpeting. Her lover comes home and she puts away her massager. Eventually, he stains her lingerie (damn you, dude).

MrSkin - Top 5 Nudes of Scorsese Films

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Take one of Hollywood’s top directors, add in some of the most beautiful actresses in the world, quality cinematography, and you get some of the classiest nude scenes in cinematic history.

Check out the five top nude scenes from Martin Scorsese films as determined by MrSkin.

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RedTube - The Voyeur Fantasy

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I have some mixed feelings about this fantasy and the porn that represents it. My last post got me thinking more about the common voyeur fantasy and it’s not hard to see how many people have it by going to any public gathering pretty much anywhere. I have a nude beach to which I go occasionally and you will often see people lurking in the trees hoping to catch a couple letting their passions overtake them.

A friend was telling me about an adult theater near him and how it’s often a large group of men standing around chatting about sports until a couple shows up and then the place becomes silent as all hopeful eyes follow them as they walk.

I have not had the pleasure to be invited to a classy gathering of couples yet, but as I am re-watching Eyes Wide Shut (still don’t get it), it may be best that I stay away.

My mixed feelings come when I research the topic and find videos of people peering through windows or footage of women being unknowingly filmed. Many of the couples clips that I found were clearly faked where a person may typing away at a computer and a co-worker seduces them. My real struggle comes with the fact that the voyeur fantasy is one of my favorites (if not my very favorite) but I have difficulty labeling it as classy if the person is unaware that he/she is being filmed.

So here’s a fake voyeur film that’s pretty classy.

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The Appeal of Those Cam Sites

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So what is it? Why is watching someone who is probably on the other side of the world such a turn on? I recall watching a segment on one of those pay cable shows about sex where men were trying to explain the appeal. This was back when all nipples appeared to be as pixelated as a game of Minecraft so things have certainly improved since the airing.

I kind of get it: some of us would love to go to strip clubs more often but really do not like the pressure or the rapey looks that we get from other patrons. Also, it’s a bit awkward to run into people from work. Cam sites give you an experience that, while not necessarily as exciting as a strip club, still feels intimate even through there may be thousands of people with you in the room. The most skilled performers are masters of making you feel as if she/he is speaking directly to you. Even with so many others there, there is what appears to be a tangible connection with you regardless of the distance.

There is quite a range in skill, however. I’ve found some truly classy performers (men, women, couples) weekend nights kind of like you would in brick and mortar adult entertainment clubs.

Here are just a couple of women I just found with a quick look on Chaturbate.

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